2023 Kia Sportage S NQ5 MY23

Look, we’re not gonna pretend you’ve got life sorted. You’ve got two unmatched socks, a half-deflated footy in the boot, and your idea of meal prep is a servo pie and a Powerade. But at least you can rock up in something that looks like you’ve got your act together.

Enter: the 2023 Kia Sportage S. Clean, reliable, and won’t ghost you like that Tinder date who "just got busy."

Specs? Yeah, she’s got 'em:

2.0L Petrol Engine – Not gonna win Bathurst, but it’ll get you to work, the beach, and the bottle-o without breaking a sweat.

6-speed Auto – No need to pretend you know how to drive manual.

Front-Wheel Drive – Enough grip to handle Perth rain (all 6 days of it).

8" Touchscreen with Apple CarPlay & Android Auto – Your playlists, your maps, your mate yelling "skip it!" every second song.

Reverse Camera – Because parking between two Hiluxes at Woolies shouldn’t feel like defusing a bomb.

Safety Tech – Lane Keep Assist, Driver Attention Alert... basically a digital slap on the head when you start daydreaming about lunch.

Big enough for your mates, their eskies, and the one dog that’s not technically allowed in the car.

Interior’s clean, exterior’s sharp, and the only warning light that’ll come on is when you’re ignoring the low fuel beep again.
Perfect for running late to things, long weekends down south, or pretending you bought it "for the practicality."

We’re just 10 minutes north of the Perth CBD, and we’ve got more cars than your uncle's shed has half-finished projects.
Every one gets a 110-point inspection so it’s not falling apart the second you leave the lot.
Need finance or delivery? Too easy. We’ll sort it while you eat a sausage roll.

Fixed internet price. No awkward haggling. No salesman named Gary "checking with the manager."

Come take it for a spin. If you don't love it, at least you'll get out of the house for once.