2023 Kia Sportage S NQ5 MY23

Look, you’re not out here climbing mountains or starting podcasts. You’re just trying to find a car that won’t betray you like your phone battery at 4%. You want space. You want style. You want something that screams, "I’m doing my best" — and whispers, "I still have no idea how interest rates work."

That’s why this Sportage is your spirit animal.

Quick stats before your attention span bails:
2.0L Petrol Engine – It’s not a racehorse, but it’ll crush the school run, the servo dash, and the emotional spiral to Kmart at 9pm.

6-Speed Auto – Because driving manual in 2025 is like owning a DVD player. We get it, you're quirky. Move on.

Front-Wheel Drive – Grips the road tighter than Sharon grips the mic at Friday night karaoke.

Tech that makes you look smarter than your search history:
8" Touchscreen w/ Apple CarPlay & Android Auto – Play your bangers. Ignore your boss’s calls. Let Maps lie to you with confidence.

Reverse Camera – Because your neck doesn’t twist like it used to and neither does your will to try.

Safety Features Galore – Lane keep, driver alert, and a bunch of other fancy beeps that stop you becoming a viral dashcam clip.

Space? Like, "emotionally unavailable ex" levels of space.
You could fit your friends, your friends' problems, a week's worth of laundry, and that suspicious gym bag that’s now just a portable shoe rack.

Also fits:
1 medium dog
2 eskies
4 regrets
7 reusable shopping bags (you’ll forget them anyway)

Real talk: Why buy from us?
110-point inspection – We poked, prodded, and professionally judged this car so you don’t have to.
Fixed price – No greasy haggling. No finance guy with a Bluetooth earpiece saying "let me see what I can do."
Delivery? Yep.
Finance? Easier than remembering your MyGov password.
Test drive? We’ll even pretend not to judge your driving.

We’re 10 minutes north of the Perth CBD.
Closer than your situationship. More dependable than your mates when you’re moving house.

Come check out the 2023 Sportage S.
Because you deserve a car that says,
"I’ve got my life together" —
even if your back seat is currently a mobile bin and your kid just called it "mum’s fast food cave."

Want it? Come get it.
Need more info? I’ll shout it at you through a megaphone.
Want something serious and boring? Sorry, that ad took the bus home in 2007.