2023 Kia Sportage S NQ5 MY23

Look, life’s messy. Your gym membership’s just a keyring, your group chat is 90% memes, and your idea of "meal prep" is two-minute noodles and a protein shake you forgot to rinse. But this — this car? Makes it look like you’ve got your life together.

Enter the 2023 Kia Sportage S.
It’s clean. It’s confident. It’s not here to judge your Spotify history.

Under the hood?

2.0L Petrol Engine – Gets you from A to B (and C if there’s snacks involved) without kicking up a fuss.

6-Speed Auto – Because you’ve got enough on your plate without stalling at every intersection.

Front-Wheel Drive – Handles wet roads and late-night Macca’s runs like a pro.

Tech that gets you:

8" Touchscreen with Apple CarPlay & Android Auto – So you can navigate, DJ, and argue over directions, all at once.

Reverse Camera – Because you’ve definitely parallel parked using hope before.

Safety Suite – Lane Keep Assist, Driver Attention Alert, and other clever stuff that stops you drifting into another lane (and existential crisis).

Spacious? Absolutely.
Room for your mates, their overnight bags, that suspiciously large IKEA box, and still enough room for regrets from last night’s Uber Eats order.

Looks good. Feels right.
It’s the kind of car that says "I’m responsible" — even if your houseplants beg to differ.

And the best part?

110-point inspection: tick.

Fixed internet price: tick.

No awkward back-and-forth with someone named Gary: double tick.

Finance and delivery sorted while you finish your iced coffee? Yep, that too.

We’re just 10 mins north of the Perth CBD. Come check it out — even if you don’t buy, it’s still a decent excuse to get out of the house and pretend you're making grown-up decisions.